Stream of conciousness…….Pregnant man, YIKES! finally justice for every woman…even tho “he’s” a “She” doesn’t bother me…

How to piss off your friends and neighbors…put them on the radio! HAHA!!

Prenups rock! Everybody gets screwed in a Divorce…You never know what you really want till you experience that you DON’T want. Everything happens for a reason. Love only happens when you least expect it, or when you have a kid.

Never pet a burning dog…

It’s hard to watch Jodie Foster in any movie, for ANY reason….

Myspace sucks out your brain…

Don’t you hate when you go to do the dishes, it feels like it’s gonna take forever when it really doesn’t, then you say to yourself; “that wasn’t that bad” then it sucks again?

I’m too impatient for everything in life, that’s why I’m A.D.D. This makes me a great candidate for being on the radio, because you go in so many directions.

I want to do dance-off, pants-off with Moose!

Love,

Scottso-