Here is your next task…beat my Haiku about AMY WINEHOUSE!

She’s a rockstar, Crack-Wh**re,Pop Culture train wreck.

(Haiku consists of three lines, 5 syllables, 7 then 5 again,to make an artful mash-up of meaning )

Cucumber skinned skank

I’m puking up Orange Juice

At least your songs rock

beat that one, mortals!

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make me cry…

Oscar the cockatoo has been dubbed “The World’s Ugliest Bird.” Oscar has lived at Florida’s humane society for the past 12 years. She has a disease called beak and feather disease. It causes her feathers to grow all wonky and irritating, so she plucks them out. She still has feathers on her head, because she can’t reach those. SHE is the subject of this weeks Haiku.

props to www.dlisted.com

 (BTW, Haiku is: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

here we go…

Certainly ugly

Kentucky Fried Chicken ROCKS!

Happy bird Oscar…

check out Oscar’s Story  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgNpkfKRQ-k

NOW IT’S YOU TURN!!! Leave a comment and write your own Haiku for the Sexiest Bird! MAKE ME PROUD